Dear Activision,
I love the Guitar Hero franchise. I’ve loved it since the first time I played the original years ago on the Playstation 2. I almost pissed myself when I found out that Guitar Hero III was actually coming to the Wii. I drooled over it for months and even borrowed a friend’s old PS2 […]
Well that was F*ing random…
Sumthing Stoopid
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Hey Activision… WTF?
Reverse Racism
Let’s get one thing straight… If I ever find out you have used the term “reverse racism” I will hunt you down, strap you naked to a rusted bed frame and force-feed you feces created in my bowels during a taco binge until you vomit. After collecting your vomit in a large salad bowl I […]
5 Things Every Homo (and Hetro) Needs To Know But Dosen’t
I’m a contradiction in terms. My gayness cancels out my blackness and vice-versa, at least in the eyes of most people who know me. That being said, there a lot of things that everyone should know but sadly they don’t. Allow me to educate the masses:
5.Britney cant sing and Madonna Cant dance
If you are buying […]
How To Order Pizza
I work part-time as a pizza delivery driver. I’m not going to say the name of the establishment cuz frankly, they’re not paying me for ad space, but it is a national chain. (Don’t be tricked by the google ads, those are chosen by adsense, not me).
Not a night goes by with less than 12 […]
Popping my rant cherry
So I was on my way to bed and decided to check out the news and I read that Britney Spears might be pregnant again…. my first thought was who the fuck cares… then I looked down at the comments and I guess a lot of people do care, and they are not happy […]
Allow me to get on my Soapbox for a moment
So I’m trying to figure out how to impress everyone who reads this site… trying to find a witty saying or go into a topical rant that would leave u guys thing”wow what a great addition to the site” but the truth is i don’t have it in me today…. I’m tired…. more tired […]
Zune still rawks
Ok. I’m willing to admit that stress may have gotten a firm grip on me the other day when I made the Zune Rawks! post.
Though I still love my Zune, I also still think Microsoft is stoopid.
If anyone out there is experiencing the same difficulty I was while trying to install the new Zune software, […]
Zune RAWKS! not…
Don’t get me wrong. I bought a Zune a few months ago for my birthday and I love it to death. I’ve had ipods and muvos and such but nothing felt as right as my zune.
Today is Zune day. The new Zunes are out in all their sexy hardware glory. The marketplace has been updated. […]




