If you want to be taken seriously as a metal act, don’t get your mom to direct the music video.

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Who is more sexually disoriented?
Nick Pitera

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Otep Shamaya

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I have a feeling that if he stuck his pee-pee in her hoo-hoo the world would be unmade.
Need further review? Check out Nick doing “A Whole New World” from Aladdin and Otep’s Warhead.

I’ve lived in Virginia for most of my 25 years on this planet but I spent the first couple years of my life in a very small town in northwoods Wisconsin named Park Falls (The Ruffed Grouse Capital of the world). I remember (quite vividly) the 1,400 mile, 22 hour drive my parents used to […]

This one comes from legendary Kontraband.com

Schoolgirl, ninjas, sushi, flying guillotine, drill bra.
Words alone, cannot describe… w… t…. f….

One of my favorite sites on the web, TorrentFreak.com, has posted a very disturbing article on the over-enforcing of copyright laws that seems to be taking the UK by storm as of late. It seems the UK Performing Rights Society (PRS) has taken douche bag to a whole new plane of existence. They are suing […]

Not enough drama in your XMas this year?
Does black fit you better than red and green?
Cut yourself so much your relatives give you bandages instead of presents?
Need a holiday decoration as dark as your soul?
Well you’re in luck.
ChristmasTreeForMe.com has you covered. For just $300 you too can own a Black Christmas tree to match your […]

I was stumbling earlier and I HAD to point this out to more people. It seems there is a Knowledge Base Article from Microsoft which describes “Ghost music” coming from your computer. Apparently, as a safety measure, when your computer BIOS detects an issue with your power supply voltage or you have recovered from a […]

Time for a WTF? moment.
Apparently some nutjob plastic surgeon has come up with the fantastic idea that pointed ears are more sensitive to soundwaves, and by shaping your ears you can obtain a more enjoyable “musical experience”. He has even coined the term “Music Faun” in order to market the procedure.

Let me say this first and foremost. I fucking hate PETA. I sympathize with most of their cause and all, but as an organization I think they all should be beaten unconscious, thrown together in a huge plastic bag and force fed the exhaust from a Howitzer till they stop twitching.
I also think that this […]